Running a business is not easy.
Running a business with an office full of cats
is even harder!
So I decided to give them all jobs.
Now instead of getting in my way they each
have a Very Important Job to do!
(Okay, actually they only THINK they have
important jobs to do, which they then
choose to ignore. But that's fine, because
it keeps them out of my way!)
Guyliner (adopted Jan. 2013) thinks he is in charge of
assembly. Mostly what he does is take material and things off
my work table and "hides" them in his food bowl. I think he
thinks he is really helping as he asks for a raise (in freeze-
dried shrimp treets) every day.
(Note: he isn't really helping.)
Kit-ten (adopted Nov. 2008) thinks she is in charge of
Security. She goes around growling and hissing at all
the rest of the staff. I can't seem to explain to her
that they are SUPPOSED to be here.
Or, maybe she just doesn't WANT them to be here.
Either way, she is very conscientious about her job.
Inky (adopted Sept. 2010) thinks she is in charge of
accounting. She doesn't really know what that means, but
she is happy to be in charge of anything. So I told her
that "accounting" means "napping" and now she is the best
dang accountant EVER!
Chevy (found Oct. 2005) thinks he is the head of our
Customer Service Department. This is especially funny
because he 1) doesn't answer phones 2) doesn't use
the computer and 3) nobody ever tries to contact us
anyway. But Chevy doesn't care! He is the oldest and
says he is going to be retiring soon.
(Personally, I think he already retired
and just isn't telling anyone.)