The Real Cats

by Chillpaw

Meet the RC Staff

Running a business is not easy. 


Running a business with an office full of cats 


is even harder! 


So I decided to give them all jobs.


Now instead of getting in my way they each


have a Very Important Job to do!


(Okay, actually they only THINK they have


important jobs to do, which they then


choose to ignore. But that's fine, because


it keeps them out of my way!)





Guyliner (adopted Jan. 2013) thinks he is in charge of 


assembly. Mostly what he does is take material and things off


my work table and "hides" them in his food bowl. I think he 


thinks he is really helping as he asks for a raise (in freeze-


dried shrimp treets) every day.





(Note: he isn't really helping.)

Kit-ten (adopted Nov. 2008) thinks she is in charge of 


Security. She goes around growling and hissing at all 


the rest of the staff. I can't seem to explain to her 


that they are SUPPOSED to be here. 



Or, maybe she just doesn't WANT them to be here.



Either way, she is very conscientious about her job.



Inky (adopted Sept. 2010) thinks she is in charge of 


accounting. She doesn't really know what that means, but 


she is happy  to be in charge of anything. So I told her 


that "accounting" means "napping" and now she is the best 


dang accountant EVER!

Chevy (found Oct. 2005) thinks he is the head of our 


Customer Service Department. This is especially funny


because he 1) doesn't answer phones 2) doesn't use 


the computer and 3) nobody ever tries to contact us 


anyway. But Chevy doesn't care! He is the oldest and 


says he is going to be retiring soon. 


(Personally, I think he already retired


and just isn't telling anyone.)